can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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