you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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