Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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