So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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