hell yes lets make some ravioli
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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