What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house