So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?