I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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