So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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