kristin has been a bad kristin
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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