wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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