omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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