I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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