Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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