did you get engaged???
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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