I smell stomach acid.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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