it's too hot outside to masturbate.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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