so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Randomize
