Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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