Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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