i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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