omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
