Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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