I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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