R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
You smell like a Billy Joel song
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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