do herpes really smell.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Floor bacon is actually really good
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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