You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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