Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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