I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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