is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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