Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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