I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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