Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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