Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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