she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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