Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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