Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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