We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
You did what with his pubic hair?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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