do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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