That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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