i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She told me I should be a condom model.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
You brought string cheese to the strip club
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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