Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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