Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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