I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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