i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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