And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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