It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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