i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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