Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
