thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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