Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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