How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Randomize
