Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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