I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I miss vodka workout Fridays
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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