i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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