Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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