On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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