I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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