I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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